My couch looks more like a hand than Wisconsin

It's finals week and in true college form, I have been thinking about completely non-scholarly things. While procrastinating, my friend from Wisconsin stated that she believes that Wisconsin looks like a hand. She is wrong. She is even more wrong because she thinks that Michigan does not look like a hand at all. Not even a mitten. In fact, Wisconsin looks like nothing but a state.

In an effort to prove that other states look like real things and that Wisconsin looks like nothing but land, here is a list.

The way I see it:
Illinois looks like a face
Michigan looks like a mitten or a hand
Minnesota looks like a baker's hat
Iowa looks like a fatty's face
Louisiana looks like a boot
Florida looks like a gun
Tennessee looks like an old wooden street sign that you see in western movies
Oklahoma looks like a man pointing his finger
Montana looks like a face is looking down on Idaho
Colorado looks like/is a square

Wisconsin looks like Wisconsin

Deal

Love,
Lilia

Opinions/furiousities/things to add?