Sunday, December 14, 2008

My couch looks more like a hand than Wisconsin

It's finals week and in true college form, I have been thinking about completely non-scholarly things. While procrastinating, my friend from Wisconsin stated that she believes that Wisconsin looks like a hand. She is wrong. She is even more wrong because she thinks that Michigan does not look like a hand at all. Not even a mitten. In fact, Wisconsin looks like nothing but a state.

In an effort to prove that other states look like real things and that Wisconsin looks like nothing but land, here is a list.

The way I see it:
Illinois looks like a face
Michigan looks like a mitten or a hand
Minnesota looks like a baker's hat
Iowa looks like a fatty's face
Louisiana looks like a boot
Florida looks like a gun
Tennessee looks like an old wooden street sign that you see in western movies
Oklahoma looks like a man pointing his finger
Montana looks like a face is looking down on Idaho
Colorado looks like/is a square

Wisconsin looks like Wisconsin

Deal

Love,
Lilia

Opinions/furiousities/things to add?

My very first post

I have called myself a writer for about 3 years but have been an avid story teller since I could speak. As a writer, I love to observe everything and stare things down for hours just to absorb every detail. I love people and think they are the most interesting objects/beings/collection of molecules that are on this planet. I've have more experiences at twenty than most people have at forty and have seen enough to fill millions and millions of pages (which are currently my ten million works in progress that take up memory on my computer). This blog is an attempt to document my most amusing observations, memories, and encounters. Since I use most of my personal experiences as inspiration (ammo?) for my writing, feel free to give me feedback on what you find most entertaining or a total snore.

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